A new poncey bar has opened near me in one of the rich suburban towns that
however on the edge of my city. No surprise there; at least 5 other poncey bars
have opened there in the past few years, all exactly the same and all catering
for the exact same market: 30 somethings with spare cash and a wish to spend
their evening somewhere "Nice".
This one is different however, because its been done up like an Edwardian
house, and the staff are dressed as "servants" in full Downtown Abbey
(yawn) gear. This produces a frankly creepy atmosphere of domestic servitude,
misery, drudgery and of course privilege for the few that is very much
"not my cup of tea", but it did get me thinking that since this area
loves UKIP so much, why not start up a nazi themed bar, much in the style of
the Edwardian bar, but where these UKIPers can really enjoy the jackboot of
oppression, just like back in old Adolf's day? They could do it up like a Munich
beer hall, make everybody wear brown shirts and ban Jews and Gypsies. I'm
pretty sure it would go down a storm, what with this country's new found love
of far right ideology.
How do we stop the raise of UKIP? Well UKIP are essentially Katie Hopkins
in political party form, but nobody has noticed yet. This is good news,
since Katie Hopkins is universally reviled. How did Katie Hopkins become so
reviled? That is easy: she was invited to give her opinion on things on
platforms that "ordinary" people watch and enjoy (i.e. not fucking
Question Time). As soon as Holly Willoughby destroyed her for her snobbish,
hypocritical, mental rant about children's names on This Morning Katie Hopkins
was effectively fucked.
UKIP's mentalness is there for all to see, but for some reason the
mainstream media have not challenged them about it. Some (Farage) know that
their party is full of nutcases, loons, and probably paedophiles, so he keeps
quite about their policies, even going as far to call his last manifest (from
waaaaaay back in 2010) as "drivel", but others in the party are out
and out David Icke and are proud of their anti-women, anti-workers, anti-NHS,
anti-fun, anti-people, anti-nature, pro-corporations, pro-super rich conspiracy
theory led message. Get them speaking and get voters listening and these
arseholes are proper FUCKED.
So here is the plan: get Farage on This Morning talking about something
(anything) that is not Europe or immigration, preferably
something his party has mental views on like the NHS, VAT, income tax rates or
climate change, and get Holly to destroy the dickhead on national telly. Even
better, get one of the other less media savvy nutters on vs. Holly (I'm
thinking human fly paper Neil Hamilton) and they will never get a vote again.
Lets face it, it could work, and nothing else is working.
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Tuesday, 27 May 2014
Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Five political commentators the BBC should never use again
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1) Katie Hopkins - This evil harpy delights in "saying the unsayable", or to put it another way, being an absolutely selfish, thoughtless, nasty, greedy, reactionary, grasping, Tory shitbag. She compliments this with a smug self satisfaction that makes her perhaps the least likable human being currently on the planet.
2) Ruth Lea - This remarkably twattish woman is supposed to be an economist, and in fact used to appear on Newsnight every night to tell us all about how the economy was doing ("very well indeed"), how house prices were fine ("they can only go up! It's simple supply and demand!"), how neoliberal economic policies were the saviour of the World ("we must deregulate the banks more, oh and stop taxing the rich!"). Post 2008 and the worldwide economic collapse that following her favourite policies caused, she wasn't booked much. Not surprising, as she was wrong about EVERYTHING. And I do mean everything. She is now starting to poke her head above the (very low) parapet again though and the BBC have started to use her "expert" opinions again. Look BBC: she is a fucking idiot, her economic policies are nasty, selfish and failed, and now she has bravely rejoined the Conservative Party (she left when Labour were in power, make your own mind up why) we all all know her agenda. STOP BOOKING THE BITCH!
3) Kelvin MacKenzie - The twat's twat. Another nasty, reactionary apologist of the super rich, a proponent of any policy that hurts the poor and protects the wealthy. Please BBC, if you're having a debate, and you perhaps think you need someone to give a right wing view on some subject, then please do not pick up the phone to Kelvin Mackenzie! Let him fester alone with his opinions, opinions destined never to be listened to, never to be allowed to leave his rotten, broken head. It's the only way he will ever learn.
4) Edwina Currie - Horrible, arrogant, pompous old trout. Another failed right wing shit bag who appears to have absolutely no fucking clue about the world. Her solution to people being stuck in the snow we had before Christmas? A tax cut on 4x4 vehicles. I honestly don't think she was joking, she is just really, really dumb. Really, really dumb, and earning OUR MONEY in BBC fees to spout this shite on the radio. STOP BOOKING HER BBC!
5) Any arsehole from the fucking Taxpayers Alliance - Now these really are the worst of the lot. A fake "grassroots" organisation, funded by Tory donors (see here), these sinister pricks used to turn up every day on the BBC. Touch-wood they seem to have fucked off ever since the Tories got in, I guess the rich and powerful that fund them think they have won now they have the evil party in charge, and would rather spend their money on sweatshops, or campaigning to remove the minimum wage. But they will be back, and they will be spouting the same lies and misinformation as they did before, so keep vigilant BBC, and STOP LETTING THEM GET FREE AIR TIME. Oh and just to some-up what a bunch of utter shite hawks these people are, Ruth Lea used to be on the board.
2014 update: This was written several years ago, before the scourge of UKIP ravaged across the land. Nowadays you can't turn on the BBC without that UTTER WANKER Farage showing his froggy head and lieing through his teeth. I was right about the Taxpayers Alliance though - they have gone proper quiet haven't they? Tossers.
1) Katie Hopkins - This evil harpy delights in "saying the unsayable", or to put it another way, being an absolutely selfish, thoughtless, nasty, greedy, reactionary, grasping, Tory shitbag. She compliments this with a smug self satisfaction that makes her perhaps the least likable human being currently on the planet.
2) Ruth Lea - This remarkably twattish woman is supposed to be an economist, and in fact used to appear on Newsnight every night to tell us all about how the economy was doing ("very well indeed"), how house prices were fine ("they can only go up! It's simple supply and demand!"), how neoliberal economic policies were the saviour of the World ("we must deregulate the banks more, oh and stop taxing the rich!"). Post 2008 and the worldwide economic collapse that following her favourite policies caused, she wasn't booked much. Not surprising, as she was wrong about EVERYTHING. And I do mean everything. She is now starting to poke her head above the (very low) parapet again though and the BBC have started to use her "expert" opinions again. Look BBC: she is a fucking idiot, her economic policies are nasty, selfish and failed, and now she has bravely rejoined the Conservative Party (she left when Labour were in power, make your own mind up why) we all all know her agenda. STOP BOOKING THE BITCH!
3) Kelvin MacKenzie - The twat's twat. Another nasty, reactionary apologist of the super rich, a proponent of any policy that hurts the poor and protects the wealthy. Please BBC, if you're having a debate, and you perhaps think you need someone to give a right wing view on some subject, then please do not pick up the phone to Kelvin Mackenzie! Let him fester alone with his opinions, opinions destined never to be listened to, never to be allowed to leave his rotten, broken head. It's the only way he will ever learn.
4) Edwina Currie - Horrible, arrogant, pompous old trout. Another failed right wing shit bag who appears to have absolutely no fucking clue about the world. Her solution to people being stuck in the snow we had before Christmas? A tax cut on 4x4 vehicles. I honestly don't think she was joking, she is just really, really dumb. Really, really dumb, and earning OUR MONEY in BBC fees to spout this shite on the radio. STOP BOOKING HER BBC!
5) Any arsehole from the fucking Taxpayers Alliance - Now these really are the worst of the lot. A fake "grassroots" organisation, funded by Tory donors (see here), these sinister pricks used to turn up every day on the BBC. Touch-wood they seem to have fucked off ever since the Tories got in, I guess the rich and powerful that fund them think they have won now they have the evil party in charge, and would rather spend their money on sweatshops, or campaigning to remove the minimum wage. But they will be back, and they will be spouting the same lies and misinformation as they did before, so keep vigilant BBC, and STOP LETTING THEM GET FREE AIR TIME. Oh and just to some-up what a bunch of utter shite hawks these people are, Ruth Lea used to be on the board.
2014 update: This was written several years ago, before the scourge of UKIP ravaged across the land. Nowadays you can't turn on the BBC without that UTTER WANKER Farage showing his froggy head and lieing through his teeth. I was right about the Taxpayers Alliance though - they have gone proper quiet haven't they? Tossers.
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