Ian Hislop: My Journey...

I started out as this little public school twat on telly.  I meant no harm. I was a fucking waste of oxygen, but no more than that. I  played a sort of anti-authoritarian, leftish-liberalish heir of Peter Cooke.
People liked me.

I got a little I got lucky when it turned out my colleague was funny.  But everybody loved me.  I had power, I had authority!

I had everything.

I  started to believe.
I started to believe that I knew so much better, and that people were all fools.  That my school was actually quite good.  That the Conservatives were not actually all that bad after all.  That maybe "the market" wasn't some crazy load of old bollocks, but could actually improve all our lives!  ... or at least, mine.

Then it all started to slip...slip...slip....slip away.

Suddenly I became a Tory cunt.
"Perhaps we deserve the bankers that we get..." I said today on TV.
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Ian Hislop, you sellout little fuck.  "Perhaps we deserve the bankers that we get?".   No of course we don't you prick.

You might as well say: "perhaps we deserve all the painful bowel cancer we get?".

What a fucking idiot this man has become.

Kelvin MacKenzie, lickspittle of Murdoch.

Christ I hate Kelvin MacKenzie.  This twat is on Radio 5 right now banging on about how much he loves Rupert Murdoch in light of the phone hacking allegations.  "He's a great man, a brilliant bloke,  I wish there were thousands of him", he says. "He created 30,000 jobs out of mid air!".  "He is no threat to democracy, only 20% of the population  buy a newspaper!".  "Buying a newspaper is a CHOICE!  That is why he is no threat!".  Honestly the sophistry and hero worship are combined to such an extent I think he might actually being wanking  whilst talking live on the radio.  Surely nobody in the country ever loved a former boss with such passion as the former editor of The Sun MacKenzie does?    It makes me wonder how Murdoch holds such power over him, but I doubt it's anything particularly sinister.  I just think that MacKenzie is an absolute bell-end of epic proportions who loves the sound of his own voice and will forever play the apologist to the rich and powerful to the detriment of the "common people" he so often claims to be a crusader for.  

Well good for you Kelvin, you hypocritical knobber.   Why don't you go whoring yourself around the networks prostrating yourself for the cause.  It can only raise your shitty profile as a twat-for-hire after all.  Go for it Kelvin, after all nobody could possibly think any worse of you.