Sunday 14 December 2014

Louis van Gaal is a jammy bastard

I thought Alex Ferguson was a lucky fucker, but this Louis van Gaal takes the biscuit.

Take today's match against Liverpool: Liverpool could have scored six, but Man U kept a clean sheet and won 3-0. Jammy. Mind you Liverpool are useless.

Man U have now won six games on the trot, but looked pretty shit in all of them. The jammy bastard is going to win the league isn't he?

Louis van Gaal is a jammy bastard
Jammy Bastard
As for Brendan Rodgers, if Liverpool want a manager who picks no forwards against their most bitter rivals, and drops all their best players for their most glamorous European match of the season, then it's about time they gave Gary Megson a chance to work his anti-magic in the Anfield dugout.

Thursday 4 December 2014

Robbie Savage's Hair



By Christ what the fucking fuck is going on with Robbie Savage's hair on BT Sport?

Robbie Savage terrible hair
Fuck me, whats going on?




When he had his preening highlighted long locks, I thought he had a shocker of a haircut, but one that matched the utter bell-endery of his personality. But by cutting some off and building up that ridiculous quiff,  Robbie has somehow managed to make himself look like even more of a prick than he did before, which is quite an achievement.

It's not often anyone goes to the barbers with a picture of Mark Kermode, but Robbie did.

I'll have a Kermode special please barber, no I wont be needing any prophylactics thanks.


You've got to take your hat of to him.  Please, give him a hat.